Smorgasborg* items Joe found on the
internet and saved. 1998 to 2025.
Here
Marc Sageman (August 15, 2006)
politics
2025
2006
All The Foods I Cannot Eat
by Leoh Blooms
food
2025
David Letterman interviewed by Howard Cosell on Speaking of Everything
includes rough transcript
interview
soundcloud
Douglas Adams interviewed by Larry King
includes rough transcript
interview
soundcloud
"Little" image upsizing with SVG
programming
June 2015
Updated Dec 2024
California State of the State Address
2017
politics
The Power of the Powerless by Vaclav Havel
1978
politics
William Gibson: National Public Radio: Fresh Air: February
1989 cyberpunk
interview
Picture of William Gibson from a signing/reading I found in
the late 1990's on alt.cyberpunk. cyberpunk
Online conference with William Gibson /AOL-WIRED May 18, 1995 cyberpunk
interview
In The Beginning Was The Command Line by Neal
Stephenson mirror cyberpunk
Bruce Sterling: Science Fiction Tropes (A Workshop Lexicon)
Apr 13 1999 cyberpunk
mirror
Bruce Sterling: Game conference speech: "The
Wonderful Power of Storytelling" From the Computer Game Developers Conference, March 1991, San
Jose CA cyberpunk
mirror
How does Linus Torvalds say "Linux"?
WAV file
Boomhauer Internet Apr 13 1999 WAV file
WebSanDiego.org Logo (high resolution black and white) Nov 2 2002
things-i-made
ArtLung Logo PDF file Apr 1999 PDF
things-i-made
ArtLung Portfolio Navigation / Abandoned Strategy 0
things-i-made
Old Drawings & Graphics
things-i-made
Stencil of an Apple I made for towels Leah made as gifts
24-Dec-2009 PDF
things-i-made
WebSanDiego Posts per Month, 1999 to 2011 2011
things-i-made
Bruce Sterling print articles I've been meaning to look up Apr 13 1999 cyberpunk
com.metafilter.MeFiSwap.artlung.2010.08 MeFi swap mix CD contents August 2010
things-i-made
com.metafilter.MeFiSwap.artlung.2011 MeFi swap mix CD contents
2011
things-i-made
Roman Numerals January 2012
things-i-made
Personal Portfolio Concept 09 Dec 2010
things-i-made
Desert Panorama Dec 2012
things-i-made
Edupoint Conceptual Art
things-i-made
Various URLs of folks not necessarily part of the Digital Coast link-list
San Diego Various URLs link-list
Some Random Links from the Flasher List Summer 1999 link-list
Babble List | HighFive | Cool URLs Nov 23 1999 link-list
Quixtar/Amway URLs link-list
San Diego Area Technology Links link-list
San Diego Various URLs 2000 Edition link-list
Mac Java URLs 12 Jul 1999 link-list
Good Internet Publications —compiled from
WebSanDiego list Feb 7 2001 link-list
Major Search Engines June 1999 link-list
Macaroni Salad Recipe Feb 8 2000
recipe
Had it with Startups? a banner ad on Java.Sun.Com
The Friendster Default Profile Image
Why Tracking Matters
silly
Star Wars Song Book: Imperial Rhapsody
Star Wars Song Book: Y.O.D.A
1999
silly
mirror
HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF Apr 13 1999 silly
Threatening Anti-spam sig. Aug 12 2000 silly
Why do visitors return to a website? Apr 13 1999 silly
W & E. Newman :: Separated at Birth? May 22 2001 silly
Is there a Santa? (from an engineering
standpoint) Dec 1 2002 silly
IT OKAY, DON'T BE CRY 2011 silly
O'Reilly 2011 silly
Powerpuff Girls heart animation 12-Feb-2012 silly
Band Names 2012-2014 silly
dog 2016 silly
The Worst Candy I Ever Had
I hate Red Worm
No, no, a thousand times no. Built ages ago, updated 2024
I've been purchased! Eeek! 05 Jun 1999
July 4 2003 - Joe's Walk 06 Oct 2003
Kid Charlemagne Steely Dan transcribed 1999 lyrics-transcribed
Once Upon a Time / Sofa Frank Zappa (YCDTOSA #1) transcribed 1999 lyrics-transcribed
Boomin' Granny Beastie Boys lyrics-transcribed
Come On Over/Sunship Vocal Mix Christina Aguilera transcribed 2001 lyrics-transcribed
So Pure Alanis Morisette lyrics-transcribed transcribed 2001 lyrics-transcribed
Yeh Yeh They Might Be Giants (Mink Car) transcribed 2001 lyrics-transcribed
Let Forever Be Chemical Brothers lyrics-transcribed
Laugh And Be Happy Randy Newman transcribed 2003 lyrics-transcribed
Stu's Song (from The Hangover) lyrics-transcribed
Video / India Irie transcribed Apr 22 2002 lyrics-transcribed
Brett Jackson's special images made (March 2003) in exchange for building an XML page in ASP: Joe's Decision , Joe Posted Oct 6 2003
Movie Faves from June 30, 1997 - the missewon
crew Jun 15 2004
Some Talking Heads Stuff from Japan from the late 1980s: Article ; Naked Article ; True Stories Ad Oct 6 2003
scanned-things
Watchmen Full Page Ads from Comic Buyer's Guide
1986
scanned-things
Cuban Clip Art (the Crest of Cuba) scanned-things
STL file of Zac G taken at OC MakerSpace September 2014 scanned-things
Web page design a blue-ribbon category at fair By Ken
Stone June 19, 2001 :
"Your e-mail is the first I've heard of it," said Joe Crawford, 31, a respiratory therapist who
founded WebSanDiego.org two years ago, and "I think I have a finger on some sliver of the pulse
of the Web community."
Work Presentation: web, cloud hosting Java, NodeJS, NSA November 21 2013
Lindows.com says ruling is first win in Microsoft battle
Mar 18 2002
Internet journaling puts your thoughts at anyone's disposal
from SDUT Feb 4 2003
On a Macintosh, command-shift-option-delete
to boot from the SCSI chain
Some Browser Stats provided by a mailing list Apr 13 1999
How to Say Merry Christmas in Many Languages Jul 12 1999
Invention of C++ Jul 27 1999
interview
satire
Girlfriend 1.0 Apr 13 1999
A cool MicroSoft banner ad ... so cool I saved it. Apr 13 1999
Download Speeds / Times (Based on C|Net Numbers) Apr 13 1999
Unixism: htpasswd -c .htpasswd userNametoAdd
MacPerl script for logging into RoadRunner Mar 22 1999
This is the log from my 1st attempt at getting Linux to run on my Mac
IIci Mar 25 1999
Flame Response Form Nov 10 1999
Nice Flat Projection Map Clip Art from MacOS
Web Skills PDF 08-27-1999 PDF
Need some greek text?
Notes on the unix "tar" command
C|NET Builder Live 1999 - My notes from various things
Redirect in Perl:
#!/usr/bin/perl
print "location: https://www.php.net\n\n";
In May of 2001 I made a copy and redesigned the KPBS Radio
station's schedule. I think the result is pretty .
Voltes V 2012
Using phpimage()
, imagecreate
, imagestring()
,
imagepng()
Aug 2001
Reboot a Mac from the command line: sudo shutdown -r now
Traditional Marriage Infographic 02-Feb-2012
Flush DNS, Windows 7: ipconfig /flushdns
Flush DNS, MacOS: dscacheutil -flushcache
or lookupd -flushcache
Speed up dock show/hide in MacOS: defaults write com.apple.dock autohide-time-modifier -float
0.5;killall Dock
(via )
Downsize a bunch of images via command line: for i in $( ls *.jpg); do convert $i -resize
640000@ re_$i; done
Copy file trees under Windows with XCOPY!
:xcopy /s/v/s/d/y
C:\Websites\FRED\JCrawford W:\FRED\dev03
xcopy /s/v/s/d/y W:\FRED\dev03 C:\Websites\FRED\JCrawford
Fun fact: Maximum URL length is 2,083 characters in Internet Explorer (reference )
Get a GUID in Sql Server! select NEWID()
3BC5CE49-BAF7-43EF-8ACA-53E419B66615
Religion 15: THE HISTORICAL JESUS: HOW DID JESUS OF NAZARETH, WHO NEVER CLAIMED TO BE CHRIST OR
DIVINE, BECOME THE SON OF GOD?
(Stanford free online course, with audio files, from 2006)
2006
podcast
mirror
Inspecting Angular 1 scopes:
angular.element(document.querySelectorAll('[ng-app]')).scope();
log stream --predicate 'process == "clouddd" or process == "cloudphotod"'
command to monitor Photos.app updating from iCloud
shrink some big pdf filegs -sDEVICE=pdfwrite -dCompatibilityLevel=1.4 -dPDFSETTINGS=/ebook
-dNOPAUSE -dBATCH -dColorImageResolution=150
-sOutputFile=output.pdf someBigFile.pdf
iisstart.htm
HTML vs. Text Email 18 June 2001
Blooberry.com: Style vs. No Style (200x?)
Wired Scaling
I have no idea why I saved this
22 Feb 2012
Google Sprite Sheets
Go to one of these pages, but at random...
Elsewhere